Nish's World Wishlist

because no money. bob bob bob.

Pacific:
NZ - rent a car, and drive and cover the whole north island, and the entire south island again.
Fiji - the beaches
Tonga/Samoa - either one, i want to check out the beaches and sea, and stay in that awesome resort Ian Wright stayed in where part of the floors on the chalet were made of glass and you could look at the fishies in the sea
Australia - Sydney, Goldcoast, and Coonawarra, Adelaide.

Asia:
Indonesia - Bali, eventhough I went as a kid, i'd like to check out the nightlife now
Phillipines - beaches
Thailand - Bangkok, Chiang Mai, Krabi, for the food, beaches, the gorgeous temples! Apparently they have hawker stalls selling cocktails for $2 - $3 kiwi dollars.
Singapore - eventhough I go once every two years but I love the place and the nightlife, and shopping.
Japan - ordinarily wouldn't care, but under Matty's influence these past few years, yeah maybe ;p Tokyo (naturally), Sapporo (because it looks awesome and Snow Festival!!!), and Osaka (because i want to try the best unagi don in the world, and i want to see the aizen festival with the geishas, and the big huge float festival thingie (danjiri something?)) oh and i should go to Japan on my birthday, because apparently thats the day they celebrate Buddha's birthday. which makes me cool.
China - Beijing all over again, love the place. Hongkong again, love the place. Shanghai again, but not in summer. Hangzhou again, love the place.
India - Mumbai, Goa, Bangalore, Ooty, Kolkata, Delhi, Gujerat, Chandigarh.
Kashmir - Jammu, LOVE LOVE LOVE the place; Srinagar, Patnitop, Sanasar (the most beautiful place in the world).
Nepal - the whole country. I love love love love love love Nepal and i want to go back so so so so so so much. Kathmandu, Pokhara, Birganj, Dhangiri, all of it.
Pakistan - Lahore, Karachi
Bangladesh - Chittagong, just to see where my grandparents came from.
Tibet - its a dream destination
Mongolia - also a dream destination, i'd like to check out Ulaanbaatar and Khovsgol.

Americas:
Phoenix - for the family
New York - for the family, and Manhattan shopping
LA - for the family, Hollywood, Pasadena, the nightlife, the food, the shopping
Boulder, Colorado - pay my respects to Muneeb and to check out that Burberry shop he always talked about =)
Mexico - Tijuana (nightlife), Cancun (the resorts!!), Puebla (the food and the chocolate chilli sauce).
Canada - Vancouver (visit Joyci! and see how awesome it is), Prince Albert Island (because of the Anne of Green Gables novels :D), Toronto (because its another India).

South Americas:
Not interested. HAHAHAHAHAH. whoops

Middle-East:
Dubai - because its crazy crazy crazy. and i want to see the Ipod building, the underwater hotel, quad biking in the desert, dune surfing, and see how they're so crazy crazy crazy rich. oh and the food. the water park thing too!
Egypt - the shisha, the coffee bars, the opulence, the pyramids, the Nile, the food, belly dancing, oh and living in the desert as a Bedouin that thing, and everything.
Lebanon - the shisha, the coffee bars, the food, belly dancing.
Turkey - the food, the culture, the shisha.

Europe:
UK - London (Well, duh), Manchester, Wales, Scotsland. (because apparently london is another india too, well southhall in london). oh oh oh and Waterloo station, because all the awesomest movies have been shot there.
France - Paris, Beaujolais, Saint Jean de-Luz, Bonifacio, Nantes, Montpellier, Strausborg, Lille, Toulouse, Bordeaux. Okay, the whole damn country.
Greece - Santorini! and greek FOOD! (santorini is so beautiful it breaks my heart)
Italy - Venice, Parma, Milan, Florence, Rome (food, culture and those gorgeous seaside villages)
Spain - Barcelona, Madrid, Ibiza (culture, food, music, nightlife, shopping, party)
Portugal - Madeira, Lisbon (cristiano ronaldo)
Cze Rep - Prague (the gorgeous gorgeous city!)
Hungary - Budapest (i dont know i love the name)
Germany - Berlin (sossies and oktoberfest, right with you PIE!)
Monaco - Saint Tropez (just to pretend i'm rich)
Sweden - Stockholm, cos it looks gorgeous.
Holland - kinky culture in Amsterdam
Switzerland - everything.


and i think thats it :D

World Checklist

Places to go:

Europe:
Spain - Barcelona, Ibiza, Tomato festival
France - Paris
Czech Rep - Prague
Austria, Poland and Eastern Europe
Greece, Turkey
Germany - Oktoberfest, Sausage festival thingy
Netherlands - Amsterdam
Scandinavian countries
Russia - St Petersburg, Moscow

Asia:
India - Delhi, Mumbai, Bangalore, Chennai, Kolkata, Goa
China - Shanghai, Kunming, Szechuan
Nepal - Meet the Sherpa
Japan and Korea - Tokyo, Hokkaido, Seoul, Busan (Matty, fill me in on wherever else!)

North America:
USA - New York, L.A, Boston, Las Vegas

South America:
Peru - Machu Picchu, Lima,
Brazil - Rio de Janerio, Mardi Gras
Argentina - Buenos Aires

g'day mite!

Hello world.

I'm using fast, free internet with hopefully no bandwidth cap. i know it's heaps faster in japan/korea but i bet it's not free. ha. technically mine's not free either since i'm paying school fees. BUT. yay. :)

i'm slowly getting over the fact that i can't annoy any of you in between and even in class. pfft.

mite. you know, abby reckons it's moite. whatever it is, aussies can't spell shit.

quotable quotes

somehow these past few months i've been talking to you guys alot. and you guys say funny things. and i keep making a fool out of myself. but somehow, thats pretty enjoyable too with you lot.

pie on blom, "i miss the walking encyclopaedia of vice"

pop: hey. am i dark?
blom: you're black
*one minute later*
blom: na you're not dark. not in the least.
*damage is obviously already done by then*

*blom preaches on driving safely*
blom: and she said she didn't feel sage
pop: JAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJA. oh.. i meant HAHAHAHAHAH. crap that totally made me lose my mojo, i was going to give you shit for typing sage instead of safe.

*blom on russians*
blom: she was real adamant on not taking any food from me
blom: is that a russian thing?
pop: i don't know
pop: i don't do anything with russians besides drink vodka with them, get drunk, make out, then find out that they're gay
pop: which is always awesome


pie: i learnt the f word at 7, and knew the meaning at 12
pop: wow really?! i didnt say the f-word till i was 14
pie: and you've never looked back since :D

*pie on prostitution*
"the transactions always been the same. debit cash, credit sex. here, have a pretzel."

*pop on privacy*
pop: we have like no privacy amongst each other.
pie: thats not true
pop: well actually, if it was just the two of you, you'd have your bro code of ethics
pie: what ethics?
pop: but with me in the picture, things change.
pie: yeah, especially with you, what ethics?

*blom receives a picture from pop*
blom: i clicked next on my photo viewer and it was this big picture of your nails. and then i clicked next again, and it was a picture of pie as a baby.
pop: its so nice how we completely monopolize your laptop :D

pop, in general, "i need to be praised abit more to feel good." usually, greeted with silence.

pop, to blom. "pie isn't replying me :( i miss him" "eventhough we just talked yesterday."

*blom replies after ages*
blom: i was out until just now though :D
pop: lies... all lies... to appear cool
blom: i do that sometimes though

*pie and pop, on blom*
pop: bloms the man. he's so pretty now.
pie: he plucks his eyebrows and waxes his legs everyday.
pop: everyday? wow what a japanese
pie: he's got a sheep for a daughter remember?
pop: he's so horny
pie: he deserves two horns. cos he's too horny. or rather two horny.
pop: hehehe i wish he was online now so i could add him here. he's probably talking up someone somewhere else
pie: on a sunday night? man he's good
pop: he's the god of all things sex and sheep
pie: how about meeeeeeeeeeeeeee
pop: you're... ZHUGE LIANGGGGGGGGGG
pie: oooh hunky
pop: you died of overwork, on your fifth expedition north. and i don't think you got laid. but thats alright, cos you're ZHUGE LIANGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.
pie: you mean my fifth expedition to the south. heh heh heh.
pop: i don't get it
pie: you mentioned getting laid, but as zhuge liang, i did get laid. four times. but on the fifth, i just died of overwork. get it now?
pop: oh. eee you're so horny

so many more quotable quotes. but for another day, i actually only covered less than two weeks worth of talking. HAHA. oh btw, check facebook. i've extortionished your asses.

with love.

this never gets old

so sunday night i was at a chinese new year/ australia day celebration dinner at my family friend's place. it was full of retirees so they were all filling me on how that stretch of road used to be an apple and cherry orchard - irrigation pipes not removed properly - yabbies (see: mini crayfish) under the house. it was a pretty classy affair with beer, wine and champagne, mini puffs etc. up to this point, it was a mostly oz affair. then an asian looking family came in...

they looked lost so i very graciously introduced myself. one of them was called clavanova or something like that. heck knows what that means. my guess it's something like cleopatra: you know, something fancy and classy. all i know is that her parents were probably smoking something even more lethal than grace's parents when they called her grace. anyway, let's call her C.

C: oh so where're you from?
J: Singapore
C: oh really? i wouldn't have known.
J: oh it's simple. see this: cockiness and pretentious smile? *big as grin*
C: oh! but i'm singaporean too...
J: I see. *nervous laugh* so... *sip from glass* would you like a drink?

slightly awkward for the rest of the night. slightly.

happiness is being with good friends

hey you two. oovoo-ing was fun. here's a snapshot that'll remind you of tonight ;p pagan magan, pyramidal weed, juicy... stuff, chemical cosehiveness.. why is there always so much worth remembering and laughing about in whatever totally short period of time i'm with the two of you?


love and all that mushy stuff.

... achar

but i broke the bottle of achar! :( and the glass cut my toe and there was blood everywhere :'( BLOOD i tell youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!

anyhoos, HEY i'm in the middle of floods now! so fun. mainly because i'm sitting in a safe, high, dry area. my friends think i'm sadistic. but i'm not. i'm just like. excited. i've never been in a "natural disaster" before.

me and my brother have decided that we're going to name all future hurricanes/storms after arabs. because you know, the world is in shambles because of arabs anyway. so whatever flooding/storm thingie that hit kuching this week, we're calling it hurricane hussein! :D

hey did you ever think how its such a coincidence that america's new president is named after two of their most notorious arab enemies?? barack hussein obama. HEHEHEHE.

i want...

how dare you, i want achar!

tori updates

omygosh so i couldn't sleep right. so i went on FB of course and started stalking people. its important practice for my future CIA/FBI career, because i'm the next Jason Bourne.

anyway, i was stalking tori, whom we love unconditionally. and wow, the dude doesn't just drive a fancy car, he's accepted for med school now! so he's going to be a rich doctor driving a fancy car! and he's vacation-ing all over the europe and americas now!! how hot is that? my materialistic alter-ego (i call her sasha ;p) wants to date him now. HAHAHAHHA.

but yea anyway. tori updates for you lot.

ma tête fait mal

my head hurts. i don't know if its a fever or if it's my head just acting up. but well, there you go.

i've had some interesting days. best of all was meeting up one of my best mates joyci, whom i've been mates with for a whopping.. 19 years? since we were 3 anyway. its a friendship thats gone from strength to strength despite the last 5 or 7 years with her being in oman or canada and me being in brunei or new zealand. it was nice going to the spa and chilling with her and catching up over dinner. she came back to mines and we both had an awesome time watching step up 2. and looking at that chase dude. esp when he dances topless. sighness. but yea, then my brother and his mates came and we all chilled and it was fun. there's still a whole box of weed in my apt that hasn't been used up. and i bet my brother will forget that its there, mum will come over for a visit and all hell will break lose. on the bright side, she might think its spices and use it in one of our curries :D

i like lollipop.

ooh i'm listening to that song, where my party people at. CATCHY!!

anyway i'm as sick as a frog. which sucks. because frogs are ugly. and its so random, i don't know how i fell sick but hey yo yippi yai yo.

jason, you little girl. i don't appreciate being voodoo whatever-ed. oh oh oh but i saw that picture of you on facebook when you were a tiny little tot perched on a bicycle. AWWWWWWWWWWWW. you were such an ADORABLE little BABYYYY!! hey, japan boy, i want to see your baby pictures :D

i'm flying down to kuching tomorrow. and i'll stay there for a month i think. i'll miss the chill lifestyle of KL. its exactly like it is back in NZ in some ways, because me and my brother do exactly what we want with no pressure from parents, parents-to-be etc etc. i have a crazy load of packing to do. such a crazy crazy load of packing and i haven't done it yet. i have less than 11 hours to get it done. but. i'd rather sleep wake up and see that its done itself :D

do you realise how anyone's a singer these days? almost everyone is a "popstar". damn right, i'm envious. it should be me.

i want to meet a really really really really cute guy. its so hard to find that in these parts. everyone's short or malaysian. so not my thing. like omygawdddd... like so nottt.. like you know.

anyway, i have a fever now. and i want my packing to do itself.

do it. just DO IT. faster. oh yeah.

its 2009 now anyways. happy new years people. i hope 09 is way way way better than 08. though i wonder how anything could be more epic than 08 was. it was large and out there in so many senses. the awesome, the good, the bad and the ugly.


do you think you can find it, better than you have it?