quotable quotes

somehow these past few months i've been talking to you guys alot. and you guys say funny things. and i keep making a fool out of myself. but somehow, thats pretty enjoyable too with you lot.

pie on blom, "i miss the walking encyclopaedia of vice"

pop: hey. am i dark?
blom: you're black
*one minute later*
blom: na you're not dark. not in the least.
*damage is obviously already done by then*

*blom preaches on driving safely*
blom: and she said she didn't feel sage
pop: JAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJA. oh.. i meant HAHAHAHAHAH. crap that totally made me lose my mojo, i was going to give you shit for typing sage instead of safe.

*blom on russians*
blom: she was real adamant on not taking any food from me
blom: is that a russian thing?
pop: i don't know
pop: i don't do anything with russians besides drink vodka with them, get drunk, make out, then find out that they're gay
pop: which is always awesome


pie: i learnt the f word at 7, and knew the meaning at 12
pop: wow really?! i didnt say the f-word till i was 14
pie: and you've never looked back since :D

*pie on prostitution*
"the transactions always been the same. debit cash, credit sex. here, have a pretzel."

*pop on privacy*
pop: we have like no privacy amongst each other.
pie: thats not true
pop: well actually, if it was just the two of you, you'd have your bro code of ethics
pie: what ethics?
pop: but with me in the picture, things change.
pie: yeah, especially with you, what ethics?

*blom receives a picture from pop*
blom: i clicked next on my photo viewer and it was this big picture of your nails. and then i clicked next again, and it was a picture of pie as a baby.
pop: its so nice how we completely monopolize your laptop :D

pop, in general, "i need to be praised abit more to feel good." usually, greeted with silence.

pop, to blom. "pie isn't replying me :( i miss him" "eventhough we just talked yesterday."

*blom replies after ages*
blom: i was out until just now though :D
pop: lies... all lies... to appear cool
blom: i do that sometimes though

*pie and pop, on blom*
pop: bloms the man. he's so pretty now.
pie: he plucks his eyebrows and waxes his legs everyday.
pop: everyday? wow what a japanese
pie: he's got a sheep for a daughter remember?
pop: he's so horny
pie: he deserves two horns. cos he's too horny. or rather two horny.
pop: hehehe i wish he was online now so i could add him here. he's probably talking up someone somewhere else
pie: on a sunday night? man he's good
pop: he's the god of all things sex and sheep
pie: how about meeeeeeeeeeeeeee
pop: you're... ZHUGE LIANGGGGGGGGGG
pie: oooh hunky
pop: you died of overwork, on your fifth expedition north. and i don't think you got laid. but thats alright, cos you're ZHUGE LIANGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.
pie: you mean my fifth expedition to the south. heh heh heh.
pop: i don't get it
pie: you mentioned getting laid, but as zhuge liang, i did get laid. four times. but on the fifth, i just died of overwork. get it now?
pop: oh. eee you're so horny

so many more quotable quotes. but for another day, i actually only covered less than two weeks worth of talking. HAHA. oh btw, check facebook. i've extortionished your asses.

with love.